roses are red
violets are blue
58 mutuals
but who the heck r u???


being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life


me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

It’s like I got this music in my mind sayin’ it’s gonna be alright 



as a white person, i apologize.

i apologize for the special privileges i will receive. i apologize for the fact that innocent young poc are being killed in the streets while white murderers and rapists not only walk free, but are sympathized with. i apologize for the blatant racism in the world today and i apologize on behalf of the white people who turn a blind eye to it because they think its not their problem. as a white person i apologize.


everyone watching obama like



au where police officers get held accountable for their actions


Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"


I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed


Cameron Monaghan | "The Giver" Promo at AOL’s Build Speaker Series, August 2014