seedy:

roses are red
violets are blue
58 mutuals
but who the heck r u???



jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life



witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 



  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4


It’s like I got this music in my mind sayin’ it’s gonna be alright 



sherolck:

sherolck:

as a white person, i apologize.

i apologize for the special privileges i will receive. i apologize for the fact that innocent young poc are being killed in the streets while white murderers and rapists not only walk free, but are sympathized with. i apologize for the blatant racism in the world today and i apologize on behalf of the white people who turn a blind eye to it because they think its not their problem. as a white person i apologize.



onnaollie:

everyone watching obama like

image



peterwigggin:

au where police officers get held accountable for their actions



yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"



rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed



vispreeve:

Cameron Monaghan | "The Giver" Promo at AOL’s Build Speaker Series, August 2014

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